50 Things I'll Never Do

Never be a soldier in a war.
Never skydive
Never bungee jump
Probably never mountainclimb
Never win the Nobel Prize for Physics, Math, Chemistry.
Never go on a Reality Show.
Never be in a Hollywood movie
Never have 19 children like Michelle Duggar
Never quit my job, movie to South America and become an Anthropologist.
Never eat roadkill. (Short of some sort of disaster)
Probably never move back to Pennsylvania.
Probably never be a size 2, 4, 6, 8 . . .
Never have really short hair.
Never dye my hair (short of the witness protection program)
Never get a tatoo
Or a piercing
Take up smoking